A stuffed animal or a roommate? Umamusume's gigantic Agnes Tachyon breaks the internet

In the world of collecting, sometimes the term “plush” falls short, and the latest novelty from Umamusume: Pretty Derby is living (or plush) proof of this. The phenomenon of “horse girls” has made a leap from the screens to reality with the launch of an ultra-giant version of Agnes Tachyonthe fan-favorite scientist known for her lab coat and unconventional experiments. This piece is not just a display item; It is a physical presence that has left social networks in shock, not only because of its colossal size that rivals that of a small child, but because of a price that has made even the most experienced wallets tremble.

Dimensions that defy logic

The authority of this official product Cygames lies in its unprecedented scale. This is not the typical stuffed animal on the shelf; We are facing a unit of architectural dimensions within the ecosystem of Umamusume. Measure 100cm up to the head and reaches the 110cm if we count his ears. To put it in perspective, he is the height of a 4 or 5 year old child.

With a width of 80cm and a depth of 95cm (tail included), this stuffed animal takes up practically the same space as a professional office chair. With an approximate weight of 9kgcarrying him is equivalent to lifting a professional bowling ball or a small/medium breed dog. It's not something you want falling on you while you sleep.

The price of exclusivity

From the experience From the premium consumer, owning this version of Agnes Tachyon requires both physical space and a robust bank account. The technical details justify its “cult object” status for fans of Umamusume:

Feature	Product Detail
Character	Agnes Tachyon (Super Oversized Version)
Weight	9kg approx.
Price	$1,959 USD
Material	High-quality plush with reinforced internal structure
Other versions	Jungle Pocket and Manhattan Cafe also have giant versions

The price of $1,959 has generated an intense debate, but for high-level collectors, it represents the maximum expression of support for the franchise, which recently also made headlines for raising $400,000 USD for real horse retirement farms.

The explosive reaction in networks

To guarantee the reliability Of the cultural impact of this launch, just look at the response on platforms like X (Twitter) and TikTok. The community of Umamusume He has reacted with a mixture of astonishment and humor:

Many users joke that the Agnes Tachyon plushie is now the legal owner of their rooms due to its size. Given the character's “unhinged” and experimental nature, fans comment that the giant size is simply the result of one of his own chemical experiments that went “too right.”

Photos of the stuffed animal next to everyday objects have gone viral, showing that Agnes is literally bigger than a standard kitchen counter.

A wonderful madness for the ultimate fan

The launch of this giant stuffed animal Umamusume is the perfect definition of “excess”, but in the best possible sense. It is a piece that transcends the concept of merchandise to become a monument to the passion of fandom.

While $2,000 for a stuffed animal sounds crazy, the level of detail and 20-pound weight prove that no skimping was made on materials. It's fascinating to see how a community that helps fund the retirement of real horses also has the sense of humor—and the resources—to buy a stuffed animal that weighs the same as a dog. If you have the space (and the budget for a small scientific expedition), this Agnes Tachyon is the crown jewel of any collection. Just make sure the floor in your house can support that much weight and charisma.

Debate: Would you spend the equivalent of a high-end computer on a 1 meter plush of your favorite character, or do you think brands are going too far with the size of their merchandise? We want to read your opinion in the comments!